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top 10 jobs for serial killers:

cop

member of any branch of the military (often combined with some of these other jobs)

‘polite family man’

truck driver

nurse (gerontology and neonatal specialties especially)

construction/contracting

doctor (gerontology and surgical specialties especially)

anything in the animal agriculture field (particularly pig farming)

preacher (Protestant evangelical especially)

account

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

#hollanov #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #shane x ilya #the cottage #inspired by those pics of those two soccer players #who knew soccer yaoi could be so fruitful #anyway hollanov getting to act gay af on their honeymoon and not giving a fuck who sees #honestly in canon i’d actually be very sad if they got papped on their honeymoon #but the art concept would not get out of my head so here we are #they deserve privacy #me being at war with my own concept lmaooo

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

how it genuinely feels

#and it’s kind of awesome too

anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!

a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets

a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls

a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks

your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)

a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties

have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!

oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives

#technology #youth rights

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

#the kisses are not optional #do not skip that step #shane hollander #shaneposting #hollanov #heated rivalry #hr memes #heated rivalry memes #ilya rozanov x shane hollander #my posts

#tiktok #sunshine

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

#bird #looks at you

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

#american century of humiliation

Day 1: Soulmates

«Excuse me, I think you may have dropped your book»

#kataang #kataang week #atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #aang #katara #fanart

lol. lmao even.

Wilson adds: “Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.”

#ME WHEN I’M A LITTLE HATER